Here is an interesting collection of funny Rakhi Jokes and humorous Rakhi Shayari. Please feel free to share these Raksha Bandhan jokes and shers with your friends and siblings! And, in case you know of a joke for Rakhi or have experienced a humorous situation on Raksha Bandhan please write it to us and help us enhance the giggling treasure of Rakhi humor.
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
Yah vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai.
Purush heet mein jaaree .....
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Saawan Ka Mausam Tha...
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai
Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
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Funny Rakhi Sher
Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
